Usually funny riddles are short and tricky. So be prepared, because most of the answers are witty and clever.
There is an ancient invention. Still used in some parts of the world today. That allows people to see through walls.See answer
What is an acceptable act of violence during saint Patrick's day?See answer
What is the largest living ant on earth?See answer
Which is the oldest tree?See answer
Where do cows go to dance?See answer
Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?See answer
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?See answer
What follows a dog wherever it goes?See answer
What is never eaten before lunch?See answer
What does a cat have that no other animal has?See answer
Where do sailors take their baths?See answer
What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?See answer
How do snails travel?See answer
What do you call two witches who live together?See answer
What is long and filled with seamen?See answer
I give milk and have a horn but I'm not a cow. Who am I?See answer
I shave several times a day, yet I still have a beard. Who am I?See answer
What did one math book say to another?See answer
What do mathematics teachers like to eat?See answer
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?See answer
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?See answer
There is a man in a 4 story building. He jumps out of the window and is unharmed. He used no padding, and had no harm done. How?See answer
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The pope has one but he never uses it,
Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time!
What is it?
Which bow can't be tied?See answer
What is red and smells like blue paint?See answer
What has to be broken before you can use it?See answer
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?See answer
I saw a strange creature,
Long, hard, and straight,
Thrusting in a round, dark, opening,
Preparing to discharge its load of lives,
Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it,
Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
A red house is made out of red bricks.
A blue house is made out of blue bricks.
What is a green house made out of?
All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?See answer
What takes hours to pull off
Is most satisfying when it's done
And requires consent from the person you're doing it to?
When you do not know what I am, then I am something. But when you know what I am, then I am nothing. What am I?See answer
What kind of street does a ghost like best?See answer
Which tree is the most difficult to get along with?See answer
What does an old tan broken down house wear outside?See answer
What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?See answer
What's red and bad for your teeth?See answer
What stinks when living and smells good when dead?See answer
What has a foot but no leg?See answer
What fastens two people yet touches only one?See answer
Which popular cheese is made backwards?See answer
What goes up and down without moving?See answer
What kind of room has no doors or windows?See answer
What kind of room doesn't have physical walls?See answer
What type of house weighs the least?See answer
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?See answer
With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force it doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite
What is it?
I cannot hear or even see,
But sense light and sounds there may be,
Sometimes I end up on a hook,
I can be combined with a book.
What am I?
When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever.
What has a head yet it never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but can not walks, and has a bank but not a cent to its name?See answer
What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?See answer
What do you get if you put a radio in the fridge?See answer
What can you catch but not throw?See answer
What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?See answer
There is a kind of fish that can never swim.
What is that?
What's the red stuff between elephant's toes?See answer
What is bought by the yard by is worn by the foot?See answer
The shorter I am, the bigger I am.
What am I?
What ship has no captain but two mates?See answer
What starts with an "e" but only has a single letter in it?See answer
What building has the most stories?See answer
I have eight to spare and am covered with hair.See answer
Which side of a cat has the most fur?See answer
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?See answer
What always goes to bed with its shoes on?See answer
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?See answer
What has 4 eyes but can't see?See answer
What type of dress can never be worn?See answer
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?See answer
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