Where do butterflies sleep?

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What does a stone become when in the water?

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What is the only chain we can eat?

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What cruel person would sit on a baby?

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What do elves do after school?

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What rains at the north pole?

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What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?

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What's an insect's favourite sport?

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What do pandas have that no other animal has?

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?

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Where do tadpoles change?

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I increase head turning rate tremendously for girls at beaches. What am I?

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What can you never have for breakfast?

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What is big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?

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Who always enjoys poor health?

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What are you certain to find inside your pocket when you reach into it?

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On what kind of ship do students study?

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When your undies attack you.

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What is an astronaut's favorite snack?

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A device for finding furniture in the dark.

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What is a witch's favorite school subject?

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What smells the most in the kitchen?

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What is a foot long and slippery?

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I am a nut with a hole. What am I?

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What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

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According to many students, dogs have an appetite for this paper item.

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What is Saturn's favorite day of the week?

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What food lives at the beach?

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What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?

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What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

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What animal is the best at baseball?

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The coziest place for Dracula.

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Where is the ocean deepest?

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What do you call a dog that sweats so much?

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

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I am owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives uses me after getting married. What am I?

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This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.

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Why do French people like to eat snails?

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What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?

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What age most travelers have?

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I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.

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What did zero say to eight?

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What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

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What suits do lawyers wear?

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What snacks do you serve at a robot party?

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Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

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What is a bunny's favorite music?

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pig?

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What is a cat on ice?

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Where do fish keep their money?

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What is the first thing a gardener plants in the garden?

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Without what would everyone lose their head?

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What part of a fish weighs most?

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What animal keeps the best time?

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If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?

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How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?

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What kind of fish chases a mouse?

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

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If two is a company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?

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What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?

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I am the place to turn when nature calls. What am I?

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What runs around a house but doesn't move?

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I stink in living but when dead smells good. What am I?

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Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name.

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How many months have 28 days?

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What kind of nail can be grown?

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What stays the same size no matter how much they weight?

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If someone calls you this, it might be time to consider hot wax.

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What key is the hardest to turn?

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What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?

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If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?

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What kind of table has no legs?

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Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?

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The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine.

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What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?

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Before Mt. Everest was discovered as the highest mountain in the world, which mountain was the highest?

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What kind of dog has no tail?

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What kind of dog chases anything red?

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What bone has a sense of humor?

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

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How a big, hibernating mammal would show affection.

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There is an ancient invention. Still used in some parts of the world today. That allows people to see through walls.

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What is an acceptable act of violence during saint Patrick's day?

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What is the largest living ant on earth?

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Which is the oldest tree?

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Where do cows go to dance?

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Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?

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How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?

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What follows a dog wherever it goes?

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What is never eaten before lunch?

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What does a cat have that no other animal has?

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Where do sailors take their baths?

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What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?

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How do snails travel?

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What do you call two witches who live together?

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What is long and filled with seamen?

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I give milk and have a horn but I'm not a cow. Who am I?

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I shave several times a day, yet I still have a beard. Who am I?

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What did one math book say to another?

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What do mathematics teachers like to eat?

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