What is the coolest and most awesome of all the vegetables?
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What fruit loves to go crazy and go wild?
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What kind of food do mummies like to eat?
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What fruit never ever wants to be alone?
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How does a dog cross a river without getting wet?
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A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird
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When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
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Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
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A plane crashed on the border or US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?
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You are a bus driver, 8 people get on, 2 people get off, 2 more people get on and another 1 get off. Finally, 3 more people get on and 2 get off again. How old is the bus driver?
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Your parents come over for a surprise breakfast while you are sleeping. You get out pancakes toast maple syrup and jam. What do you open first.
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What day, within a week of today, does not end in "Y"?
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What does a stone become when in the water?
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What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?
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What do pandas have that no other animal has?
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?
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I increase head turning rate tremendously for girls at beaches. What am I?
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What is big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?
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What are you certain to find inside your pocket when you reach into it?
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On what kind of ship do students study?
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A device for finding furniture in the dark.
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What is a witch's favorite school subject?
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What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
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According to many students, dogs have an appetite for this paper item.
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What is Saturn's favorite day of the week?
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What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
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What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?
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What do you call a dog that sweats so much?
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I am owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives uses me after getting married. What am I?
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This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
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Why do French people like to eat snails?
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I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
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What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
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What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
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Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pig?
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What is the first thing a gardener plants in the garden?
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Without what would everyone lose their head?
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If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?
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How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
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If two is a company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?
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What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
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I am the place to turn when nature calls. What am I?
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What runs around a house but doesn't move?
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I stink in living but when dead smells good. What am I?
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Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name.
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What stays the same size no matter how much they weight?
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If someone calls you this, it might be time to consider hot wax.
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What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?
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If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
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Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
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The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine.
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What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?
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Before Mt. Everest was discovered as the highest mountain in the world, which mountain was the highest?
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How a big, hibernating mammal would show affection.
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