Easy Riddles

I'm a lion with a human head. Guess my Riddle or you'll be dead.

What dish consists of tortilla chips smothered in cheese?

I am black, white, and read all over. What am I?

I consist mostly of lettuce, along with a variety of other veggies. Ranch is one of my popular dressings. What am I?

I am black as night but can be filled with light. Through me things can be seen, although it is a screen. What am I?

I'm not a bird, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I?

My first is twice in apple but not once in tart.
My second is in liver but not in heart.
My third is in giant and also in ghost.
Whole I'm best when I am toast.

I'm a food made of flour, water, and yeast or another leavening agent, mixed together and baked. You need me to make a sandwich.

We applaud if you perform well. What am I?

For most, I am fast. For others, I am slow. An obsession to all, I make the world go. What am I?

I am soldier and I really hate one month. Which month I am talking about?

It is worldwide, but once only a spider could weave one.

If you need a night out, call one of these over to take the little ones off your hands for a while.

This is variety of pasta formed in narrow tubes, often mixed with cheese powder.

Mobsters judge the quality of a vehicle by the size of this.

One who has offended the government and has been detained by it.

I help boats park. What am I?

This would be a good place to find Can-Can girls and drunk Cowboys.

I'm a flat circular spongy roll made from yeast dough and eaten toasted and buttered.

The preferred color of carpet in this town is red.

Stolen from a cow, I'm placed in a vat. My flavor gets stronger the longer I've sat. What am I?

To you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.

Without what would everyone lose their head?

I am sometimes yellow and sometimes white. Half of me is dark and the other is light. What am I?

I am a candy that looks like a shepherd's staff. What am I?

Though I am dark, Adam married me. What am I?

I can be sweet or sour. I do not rhyme with any other word. What am I?

I'm a blended cold beverage made up of milk, ice cream and fruit. I bring all the boys to the yard.

I can be found on fingers, in toolboxes and in snails. What am I?

Thanks for such treasures as Mariachis, enchiladas and habanero!

What animal keeps the best time?

Very helpful if you intend to go gently down a river.

Edible items purchased in large quantities.

Both punishment and sweet reward,
It will befall both fool and lord.
It is a spiritual scoreboard,
Your every deed it does record.

Mary's child slept in one of these.

Light me up in backyard gatherings. What am I?

A nutcracker up in a tree.

One more than a duet.

What is always coming every day, but never arrives until the next?

In the middle of night, I surround the gong.
In the middle of sight, I end the song.

When someone uses this acronym, you know you've got to pick up the pace.

If you take off my skin, I will not cry, but you will. What am I?

I am young in the sun and trapped to be aged. Held in a bottle but opening is delayed. What am I?

What is it that you must give before you can keep it.

Santa's favorite entrance for home invasion.

Passed from father to son and shared between brothers,
its importance is unquestioned though it is used more by others.

Many hear me, but no one sees me, and I only speak when spoken to.
What am I?

I am a fire's best friend. When fat, my body fills with wind. When pushed to thin, through my nose I blow. Then you can watch the embers glow. What am I?

What was was, before was was was?

If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?

According to kids' entertainment, these reptiles are gifted at martial arts and surfer-dude slang.

I am a small paradise surrounded by dryness and heat. What am I?

A colourful bird that talks.

We are a round stone fruit with juicy yellow flesh and downy pinkish-yellow skin that is often sweet or tart in taste. What are we?

Though liquid in nature, don't push me too far, for then I will break, and the damage may scar. What am I?

If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up.

This is a baked snack that is traditionally twisted into a unique knot-like shape.

What is the saddest fruit?

I come in different colors and shapes. Some parts of me are curvy, some are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me. What am I?

Find me on body builders or in the drink aisle. What am I?

They come to witness the night without being called, a sailor's guide and a poet's tears. They are lost to the sight each day without the hand of a thief.

What kind of fish chases a mouse?

It describes an era in history during which lights was hard to come by.

I give people a huge fright,
but at the end I'm sweet.
I normally celebrate at night,
when there's less heat.
What am I?

I am as simple as a circle, worthless as a leader; but when I follow a group, their strength increases tenfold. By myself I'm practically nothing. What am I?

Mary's father has 4 daughters. Three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini. What is the fourth daughter's name?

A standard dimension for sandwiches and rulers.

The distance from the top of your head to the floor –standing up straight.

It flavors your food and divides the year up. What is it?

I travel the world and I am drunk constantly. Who am I?

It moves around in circles.
We see it as we turn.
It keeps us always warm.
Always alive and always dying,
Across the sky we see it flying,
But touch it and we burn.

I go up and never come down no matter how hard you wish. As I get higher, more wrinkles crawl on to the face. What am I?

Each of these ends in a kettle full of precious metal and the double variety is quite awesome.

I widen my jaws when you poke two fingers in me. I especially like to devour papers. What am I?

What do you call the mother-in-law of your sister's husband?

What flies forever, rests never?

Words come out of it, aligned in perfect silence. A messenger of black on white, a slinky fellow drawing lines, of thin and soft graphite.

You can do this with your friends. You can do this with your nose. But don't do it with your friend's nose!

The edge of earth and bread.

Double my number, I'm less than a score.
Half of my number is less than four.
Add one to my double when bakers are near.
Days of the week are still greater, I fear.

I can't go left, I can't go right. I am forever stuck in a building over three stories high. What am I?

I am sometimes white but usually black. I take you there, but I never bring you back. What am I?

Santa shakes his belly like me. What am I?

A hole leading in, a hole leading out, we connect to a cavern that is slimy all throughout. What are we?

I am expelled from you orally with a sound. What am I?

I am gold and can be black and white, I'm a symbol for a nation, when freedom took flight. What am I?

I am always around, but in the morning I show.
You'll know its me from my golden glow.
What am I?

It is where kings, queens, knights and bishops go to war together.

What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?

I am green but not a tree. You can see me and sit on me and I grow around the world. What am I?

I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I?

A job that involves sitting in a highchair, wearing a black gown and smacking things with a mallet.

What doesn't get any wetter, no matter how much rain falls on it?

He's big, old and fluffy,
And looking rather scruffy.
He always needs a shave.
It's best to just avoid him,
And leave him in his cave.

Looks like water, but it's heat. Sits on sand, lays on concrete. A play on the eyes, but it's all lies.

I am a person who pretends to be someone else. What am I?

Before crust hardens.

I am the place to turn when nature calls. What am I?

I am a food made from the pressed curds of milk. I come in American, swiss, sharp and many other flavors. What am I?

What's the difference between here and there?