Usually funny riddles are short and tricky. So be prepared, because most of the answers are witty and clever.
There is an ancient invention. Still used in some parts of the world today. That allows people to see through walls.
See answerWhat is an acceptable act of violence during saint Patrick's day?
See answerWhat is the largest living ant on earth?
See answerWhich is the oldest tree?
See answerWhere do cows go to dance?
See answerTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
See answerHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
See answerWhat follows a dog wherever it goes?
See answerWhat is never eaten before lunch?
See answerWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
See answerWhere do sailors take their baths?
See answerWhat insect does a blacksmith manufacture?
See answerHow do snails travel?
See answerWhat do you call two witches who live together?
See answerWhat is long and filled with seamen?
See answerI give milk and have a horn but I'm not a cow. Who am I?
See answerI shave several times a day, yet I still have a beard. Who am I?
See answerWhat did one math book say to another?
See answerWhat do mathematics teachers like to eat?
See answerA pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
See answerA man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
See answerThere is a man in a 4 story building. He jumps out of the window and is unharmed. He used no padding, and had no harm done. How?
See answerArnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The pope has one but he never uses it,
Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time!
What is it?
Which bow can't be tied?
See answerWhat is red and smells like blue paint?
See answerWhat has to be broken before you can use it?
See answerWhat gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
See answerI saw a strange creature,
Long, hard, and straight,
Thrusting in a round, dark, opening,
Preparing to discharge its load of lives,
Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it,
Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
A red house is made out of red bricks.
A blue house is made out of blue bricks.
What is a green house made out of?
All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
See answerWhat takes hours to pull off
Is most satisfying when it's done
And requires consent from the person you're doing it to?
When you do not know what I am, then I am something. But when you know what I am, then I am nothing. What am I?
See answerWhat kind of street does a ghost like best?
See answerWhich tree is the most difficult to get along with?
See answerWhat does an old tan broken down house wear outside?
See answerWhat is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?
See answerWhat's red and bad for your teeth?
See answerWhat stinks when living and smells good when dead?
See answerWhat has a foot but no leg?
See answerWhat fastens two people yet touches only one?
See answerWhich popular cheese is made backwards?
See answerWhat goes up and down without moving?
See answerWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
See answerWhat kind of room doesn't have physical walls?
See answerWhat type of house weighs the least?
See answerWhat starts with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
See answerWith pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force it doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite
What is it?
I cannot hear or even see,
But sense light and sounds there may be,
Sometimes I end up on a hook,
I can be combined with a book.
What am I?
When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever.
What has a head yet it never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but can not walks, and has a bank but not a cent to its name?
See answerWhat lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
See answerWhat do you get if you put a radio in the fridge?
See answerWhat can you catch but not throw?
See answerWhat is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
See answerThere is a kind of fish that can never swim.
What is that?
What's the red stuff between elephant's toes?
See answerWhat is bought by the yard by is worn by the foot?
See answerThe shorter I am, the bigger I am.
What am I?
What ship has no captain but two mates?
See answerWhat starts with an "e" but only has a single letter in it?
See answerWhat building has the most stories?
See answerI have eight to spare and am covered with hair.
See answerWhich side of a cat has the most fur?
See answerWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
See answerWhat always goes to bed with its shoes on?
See answerWhat kind of cup doesn't hold water?
See answerWhat has 4 eyes but can't see?
See answerWhat type of dress can never be worn?
See answerWhat can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
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