Funny Riddles

What fruit is always sad?

What fruit can you use to sip water?

What is the coolest and most awesome of all the vegetables?

What fruit loves to go crazy and go wild?

What is the longest fruit?

What kind of food do mummies like to eat?

What fruit never ever wants to be alone?

What is the wealthiest nut?

How does a dog cross a river without getting wet?

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

What room do ghosts avoid?

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?

A plane crashed on the border or US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?

You are a bus driver, 8 people get on, 2 people get off, 2 more people get on and another 1 get off. Finally, 3 more people get on and 2 get off again. How old is the bus driver?

What can you not eat for breakfast?

How many seconds are in a year?

Your parents come over for a surprise breakfast while you are sleeping. You get out pancakes toast maple syrup and jam. What do you open first.

What day, within a week of today, does not end in "Y"?

Where do butterflies sleep?

What does a stone become when in the water?

What is the only chain we can eat?

What cruel person would sit on a baby?

What do elves do after school?

What rains at the north pole?

What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?

What's an insect's favourite sport?

What do pandas have that no other animal has?

What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?

Where do tadpoles change?

I increase head turning rate tremendously for girls at beaches. What am I?

What can you never have for breakfast?

What is big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?

Who always enjoys poor health?

What are you certain to find inside your pocket when you reach into it?

On what kind of ship do students study?

When your undies attack you.

What is an astronaut's favorite snack?

A device for finding furniture in the dark.

What is a witch's favorite school subject?

What smells the most in the kitchen?

What is a foot long and slippery?

I am a nut with a hole. What am I?

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

According to many students, dogs have an appetite for this paper item.

What is Saturn's favorite day of the week?

What food lives at the beach?

What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

What animal is the best at baseball?

The coziest place for Dracula.

Where is the ocean deepest?

What do you call a dog that sweats so much?

What kind of apple has a short temper?

I am owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives uses me after getting married. What am I?

This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.

Why do French people like to eat snails?

What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?

What age most travelers have?

I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.

What did zero say to eight?

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

What suits do lawyers wear?

What snacks do you serve at a robot party?

Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

What is a bunny's favorite music?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pig?

What is a cat on ice?

Where do fish keep their money?

What is the first thing a gardener plants in the garden?

Without what would everyone lose their head?

What part of a fish weighs most?

What animal keeps the best time?

If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?

How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?

What kind of fish chases a mouse?

What do you do with a dead chemist?

If two is a company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?

What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?

I am the place to turn when nature calls. What am I?

What runs around a house but doesn't move?

I stink in living but when dead smells good. What am I?

Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name.

How many months have 28 days?

What kind of nail can be grown?

What stays the same size no matter how much they weight?

If someone calls you this, it might be time to consider hot wax.

What key is the hardest to turn?

What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?

If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?

What kind of table has no legs?

Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?

The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine.

What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?

Before Mt. Everest was discovered as the highest mountain in the world, which mountain was the highest?

What kind of dog has no tail?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What bone has a sense of humor?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

How a big, hibernating mammal would show affection.